ok i finished last night. however, i shed not one tear. and you should know that i cried in hellboy when hellboy couldn't be with the virgin turned slut club girl from cruel intentions. so i wasn't very impressed. but either way, i'll be a nice host and have people over for easter to discuss dead girls and eat tenderly cooked flesh off of bones. because i think that would be appropriate.
book club discussion of "the lovely bones"
sunday
april 16, 2006
7:00 pm
ribs provided
bring a friend, bring another book, bring yourselves.
(some people call that repetitive nonsense i just did prose - i know, i watched my fair lady. more specifically i have a welsh strain according to higgins. )
p.s. yes, there will be a test. yes, it's mulitple choice. no, you cannot bring your t-85. yes, there will be a prize and stickers for 100% and a dunce cap for the lowest scorer. yes, like all grade school teachers i will curve if given an apple or oral pleasure.
book club discussion of "the lovely bones"
sunday
april 16, 2006
7:00 pm
ribs provided
bring a friend, bring another book, bring yourselves.
(some people call that repetitive nonsense i just did prose - i know, i watched my fair lady. more specifically i have a welsh strain according to higgins. )
p.s. yes, there will be a test. yes, it's mulitple choice. no, you cannot bring your t-85. yes, there will be a prize and stickers for 100% and a dunce cap for the lowest scorer. yes, like all grade school teachers i will curve if given an apple or oral pleasure.
posted by Anonymous at 6:54 PM
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i received less than 10 B's in my entire primary and secondary school career. i will ACE that test.
and i can't believe you didn't cry. i started crying in my accountant's lobby today while i was reading it (all hiding my tears from the other people there)...
p.s. i need directions.
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